HAMILTON, NY — “Did you get invited?” an anonymous correspondent whispers to our local undercover Rag writer. “You know, to the SUCC House? Off-campus? I’ve heard even President [Brian] Casey was supposed to be there tonight,” she said before looking back at her group of friends. “Nah, dude — you need to get to the […]
HAMILTON, NY — Many remote students were surprised, to say the least, when they opened the manila folders containing vacuum-sealed pizza slices sent to them by Colgate University, and to our dismay, administration representative and Liaison of Odd Select Entities to Remoters Carl D’Bourbox has informed us that there is more to come: “In the […]
HAMILTON, NY — Cryptocurrencies and NFTs (Non-Fungible Tokens) are all the rage these days as late stage capitalism takes an increasingly firm grip on our pathetic, inconsequential lives. Nothing is more exciting than paying real money for a virtual currency that is accepted at a grand total of about seven locations. However, all that is […]
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