The wholesome celebration of Halloween weekend, the tender embrace of a reunited family—a sadistic administration that once again shoves these two events into the very same weekend. Hello folks, it’s that time of year again! A time to test our skills of pretending to be a responsible, functioning human being that drinks “only on occasion.” To our new freshmen: prepare yourself for failure.
Players: 2+
Materials: Pitcher of jungle juice, case of beer…a handle of vodka just to be safe
Instructions:
-Drink for every typo in a text you sent to your parents.
-If you can finish a coherent phone call with family members without causing suspicion, shotgun a beer.
-Take a shot for every parent at a party, clinging to their glory days.
-Finish three cups of jungle juice be- fore dinner with your parents. Live on the edge.
-Give up, they’ve known all along. Offer a round of family shots.
-Bring your parents to the Jug. Let them know their tuition is buying this part of the Colgate experience.
-Let your handle of vodka nurse you to sleep before the intervention your family’s planned for you in the A.M.
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