Recylemania! The Drinking Game

The long awaited, hallowed Colgate tradition of the year has finally arrived—Recyclemania! The popularity of this event has skyrocketed in the last few years, as CNN and Fox New’s wide coverage of the event last year has inspired thousands of similar campaigns in colleges across the country. As everyone’s absolute favorite time of the year, we at the Rag thought we would spice up your next eight weeks with some drinking games to get you in the recycling mood. So sit back, relax, and let this drinking game help you forget about Scott Pruitt!

Players: 1+ Materials: Vodka, keg

Instructions:

– Drink the weight of your Frank food waste in beer or vodka—challenge by choice!

– 90s power hour your way through a keg—beer cans are for devil worshipping climate deniers.

– Drain the mix of jungle juice, sweat, and beer off a frat basement for a freshly re- cycled jug of punch.

– Take a shot for every Green Ambassador that harasses you in the dining hall.

– Sabotage other residential halls! Steal their racks, chug the beers, and add those recycled cans to your victory pile.

Squash the competition. Claim your right- ful place on the Recyclemania throne. When you play a game of recycling you win or you die.

And make sure to have fun, kids!!!

*Disclaimer: The Monthly Rag encourages safe behavior when drinking. If not, you have no right to be upset when we laugh at you after reading the Blotter.

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