HAMILTON, NY—In the continuing tradition of the Kerschner Family Series Global Leaders bringing well-respected world leaders and Tony Blair to Colgate’s campus, Joe Biden was welcomed to the comfortable, liberal haven in upstate New York. Biden is known for being the 47th Vice President of the United States, ice-cream lover, and partner in the greatest political bromance this nation has ever seen. His other accolades include escaping Scranton, Pennsylvania, serving as a distinguished Senator from Delaware, and meeting Amy Poehler. In addition to being praised as the most attractive Vice President in American history and the first Vice President in the 21st Century to leave office without shooting someone, what stands out most about Biden is his extreme love for all things ice cream.
While he doesn’t drink or smoke, he loves a good frozen dairy treat, and certainly couldn’t turn down the opportunity to travel to the school that briefly educated the great Bennet Cohen of the beloved Ben and Jerry’s duo. Evidently, this factoid is what finally convinced him to delay his tour of the Breyer factory in Philadelphia to make room for the lecture series. Staffers who organized the event told the Rag that Biden was extremely amicable and that his only request was for a three-gallon tub of Byrne Dairy’s Cookie Dough and some Chipwiches to get him in the mood for his lecture. Kerschner Series aside, Vice-President Biden seemed to enjoy his ice cream tour around Colgate. Biden traveled the area to visit his old haunts at ice cream joints and joined President Brian Casey for a lunch at Gilligan’s Island in Sherburne, where they rather predictably enjoyed waffle cones of Raider Passion. After the lecture, Biden also made his way to YoGate where he lectured the managers on reevaluating their life choices, telling them they should be dessert or be nothing.
The Monthly Rag 
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