For most of campus, the end of the year is a time to celebrate the freedom from the academic abyss—but for you seniors, it’s time for you to face the dreaded future. As you laugh-cry into your can of beer, question what your life will be like, and maybe start a few fights about torchlight, we at the Rag have provided you with the coping tools to make it through this long ass weekend.
Players: 10+
Materials: Handle of Nikolai, case of Keystone
Instructions:
Family Fun Hole: Welcome your parents, siblings, aunts and uncles, awkward cousins, tired grandparents, and distant family relations that you can’t remember how you’re related to into your humble dorm abode. Make this seem like a casual gathering, but for every awkward childhood story your parents bring up, take a shot without a chaser. Feel the burn of shame.
Farewell to the Homies Hole: It’s your last weekend with all your friends in the same place. Probably ever. But don’t let that get you down—instead have your friend lift you up, into a keg stand or onto a raised platform.
Campus Escapades Hole: It’s been four years—you may have made a couple of enemies at this point. So grab a couple of dozen eggs and paint the town in yolk. Push a campo car into Taylor lake, break into your professor’s office—the campus is your oyster. For every successful prank you pull, shotgun a beer.
If you’re blackout by the end of this game—then you don’t deserve to call yourself a Colgate graduate.
The Monthly Rag 
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