Basted and Wasted Drinking Game

In honor of the Thanksgiving holiday, we at the Monthly Rag wanted to show our thanks to our loyal readership. We understand that pong isn’t an ideal family activity, and the break is a hard time away from binge drinking for the Colgate student body. That said, we present to you a Thanksgiving dinner drinking game that the whole* family can enjoy.

*maybe not young children

Players: 1+

Materials:

(1) Bottle of Champagne, something expensive
At least (4) bottles of your parents’ nicest red wine
Bourbon and eggnog
(1) rack of Keystone

Instructions:

1. Start dinner off with a champagne toast to your fraternity. Chug the whole glass and smash it at the end to establish dominance.
2. Drink a glass of red wine between each bite of vegetables to mask the taste.
3. After dinner, work on your holiday weight gain by drinking bourbon and eggnog until you feel sick. Don’t forget to Snap “reply chug” at this step.
4. As everyone is sitting down for the football game, yell about how Keystone Light is the only acceptable type of beer. Try to teach your grandmother how to shotgun. Get written out of the will.