As 2017 comes to a close, it’s time to look back on what a shit year it’s been and how we can do better. To a certain extent, it’s out of our hands. We can only pray that Vine comes back in 2018, but there are a few things we can work to improve with New Year’s Resolutions. You’re an idiot if you believed that sentence, 2018 will be another clusterfuck in the cycle of your life perpetually falling apart. TIME TO BLACKOUT.
Players: 1+
Materials:
(3) handles of Recipe 21
A chaser of your choice, if you’re a little bitch
Instructions:
– Every time you hear, “new year, new me,” take a pull
– Any mention of new gym routines, take a pull
– Instagram posts about self-improvement, take a pull
– If someone tries to talk to you about their New Year’s
ResolutionsTM, rip (3) shots
– If someone asks you about your resolutions, chug until you’re sobbing uncontrollably
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