Sex Position: Go for the Gold

This month, take your inspiration from the wild adventures of the athletes who are currently all over the news. Rumor has it that each Olympic athlete received 37 condoms for their two week stay, which they undoubtedly will use up in their post-competition endorphin high. Set a goal for yourself to beat them at their own game and find more than 37 different partners within the next two weeks. Use different sports as inspiration for individual poses. For instance, sweep your condoms toward the bed in the style of curlers. For the outdoorsy types, try “lube luge” – covering your naked bodies in lube, sliding down the hill on Whitnall Field as if you were Olympic doubles lugers, and holding that position (essentially one person lies on top of the other) fuck to completion at the bottom of the hill. For those with “I, Tonya,” aspirations, role playing a figure skating pair in the Class of 1965 Arena could be fun, but you’ll have to beat the hockey-style BDSM couples to get the prime real estate.