Every spring, our school begins the timeless tradition of finally welcoming freshmen boys onto the party scene in the form of dirty rushing. Guys start flirting with each other more than with girls, and there are a suspicious number of bros nights in at the house. Freshmen do their absolute best to seem like they actually hooked up with someone in the last six months. Welcome to Spring Semester.
Players: 1+
Materials:
(1) handles of Recipe 21
Several racks of Keystone
(1) Eight-ball of cocaine
Instructions:
– Every time you get a Tau brother’s number, take a pull
– If a Tach brother talks to you at the gym, shotgun a beer on the spot
– If you meet someone with a “cool group of friends,” rail a line of coke
– If a Beta guy says, “we’re probably gonna start mixing soon,” take a shot to help the bullshit go down easier
– Every time someone asks, “what’re you doing in the fall?” take a pull
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