For some, spring break brings relaxation, margaritas on the beach, sleeping in, and de-stressing after finishing midterms. For others, it means cold weather, Keystone withdrawal, and exams looming around the corner. Arguably, though, it’s the professors who assigned numerous midterms the week before break who have it the worst; they have to grade dozens of written-the-night-before essays and exams during their week off. This game is for them—to postpone the headache while grading those bad boys for the morning after. Give it a shot!
Players: 1+
Materials:
(1) handle of Recipe21 (understanding how bad an R21 hangover is will- help your prof recognize why it was so hard for you to think during your pre-noon chem exam)
Any Frank mixer of your choice (Sprite, cranberry juice, water, etc.)
Instructions:
– Take a drink each time your students use “affect” or “effect” in place of the other
– Take a drink for each time some form of the word “conclusion” is a student’s concluding
– Take three drinks for incorrect quotation citations/bibliographies/footnotes etc
– Make your drink stronger every time you come across an incorrect use of significant figures
– Finish your drink for an incomplete
Challenge round:
– Choose a random exam off the top of the pile and take a shot for every point missed
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