Sex Position: SPW – Sex Party Weekend

This month, we at the Monthly Rag wanted to give you and your special someone a special challenge for this special weekend. Not so much a position as a sexual endurance test that is definitely a threat to your well-being and explicitly discouraged by Dr. Miller at the Health Center, the Sex Party Weekend probably won’t get you to climax, but it will land you in Taylor Lake at dawn. First and foremost, gather your supplies: a gallon of coconut oil, four grams of molly, an eightball of cocaine, two shrooms sandwiches, and two racks of Natty. Don’t worry, you’ll share it all with ya boo. In the order of your preference, consume the substances you’ve acquired (don’t expect to sleep for two days), and once you both hear colors and can’t stop rubbing shit on your face, coat yourselves in the coconut oil. Proceed to fuck at every SPW event. Don’t get caught by Campo or you lose. You will be declared supreme winner of the challenge if you and your partner get it on in the lake at dawn, but you’ll probs be hospitalized by then, tbh. MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.