With graduation right around the corner, countless seniors are inevitably going to run out of gogo juice for their celebrations, but that doesn’t mean they can’t swipe some from underclassmen! Senior Dorm Reunions are the perfectly awkward and depressing excuse to blackout and avoid conversation with the freaks you lived with freshman year, while also totally abusing underclassmen with your social capital. Remember to drown your sorrows of leaving with as much 80 proof as your body can physically handle, because you’re in the real world now, bitch!
Players: 1+ Materials:
None. The first-year whimps will provide the supply tonight.
Instructions:
– Definitely arrive to your old room already blackout.
– Use promises of bids and verbally threaten your target in order to convince them that you need their alcohol more than they do. Lie your ass off, ’cause they’ll totally believe you.
– When you finally brainwash them into your way of thinking, kick the first-years out of their own room and lock the door. What are they gonna do, call Campo?
– Every freshman has an alc stash somewhere. Your mission is to find and consume every bottle those sad little idiots nervously bought with their fake IDs. If the person living in your old dorm has none, they are a loser and now you must verbally berate them.
– Become inevitably depressed when you realize the real world will never respect you for how much you can butt-chug without dying of alcohol poisoning.
Challenge Round:
– Take control of an entire floor with your now-has-been friends and turn that bitch into a tarp slide! Remember, it’s not a good night unless someone breaks a bone.
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