Each fall semester brings in a new group of bright-eyed First-Years, excited to try all that downtown Hamilton has to offer. For upperclassmen, it means coming back and revisiting their favorite downtown spots, like La Iguana or No. 10 Tavern. There is, however, an unfortunate problem in the town of Hamilton. Local businesses have a tendency to drop like flies, going out of business faster than ‘pre-med’ First-Years drop out of BIOL 181. This is a reality we all must deal with, so we might as well be shitfaced to for it. If your favorite place went out of business since you’ve been at Colgate, this one’s for you!
Materials:
1-4 people
Tequila
Margarita Mix
Natty or Keystone, your choice
Funnel
How to Play:
May be played as a group. All drinking must occur in front of the establishments previous home. Start by making yourself a large margarita. Take a large gulp for every year La Iguana was in business (10 gulps). Funnel or shotgun 10 beers for No. 10 Tavern. For N13, you guessed it, take 13 shots of tequila (please do this in a group for your own good). For the upperclassmen, chug a beer in front of any business that went under during your time at Colgate. For the First-Years, chug a beer with your fingers crossed in front of any business you hope to protect from the Hamilton curse. If a coffee shop or bakery takes the places of the fated business, double the required drink. Finally, pour one (beer) out for each failed business. Real respects real.
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