November 6, 2018 could be spookier than Halloween, so you will need something to help you get through this nightmare. Lucky for you, your friends at the Monthly Rag have just the thing.

What You Will Need:

We recommend starting out slow with PBR, moving on to blue or red punch, and finishing with absinthe to really get the job done, but it really depends on what turn the night takes.

Take a Drink Every Time:

A district flips.

Someone with a name that sounds like a Civil War era disease is elected from the Midwest.

Someone awkwardly gropes their wife during a speech .

A man with no neck talks about illegal immigration or muslims.

The Caravan is mentioned.

A Democrat who just defeated a man with a swastika tattooed between his eyes talks about Bipartisanship.

Finish Your Drink When:

The MAGAbomber is elected to the Florida State Legislature.

Colgate gets a shout out in Tenney’s concession speech.