Sex Position: The North Pole

Happy Holidays you Hamilton Hoes! This month’s sex position isn’t hot but it certainly will give you the seasonal warm and fuzzies. Three features are necessary to ensure your ideal polar exploration. First and foremost, find a consensual partner who shares a mutual love for flat, white, unforgiving bodies. Next, both of you will need to do extensive personscaping, as Brazillian waxes are necessary, remember: “there’s no foliage in the tundra!” It is barren, just like you’ll wish you’ll be if you forget protection, so lastly remember to wrap up those gifts! Then you’ll be ready to explore you and your partner’s most uninhabitable regions!