Sigh. It’s that time of year again. The time where the semester is winding to a close, papers are due, and finals are looming ahead. So why not avoid all your responsibilities and get absolutely blasted on whatever you can get you hands on?
Materials:
-Peppermint Schnapps
-Hot Chocolate
-Everything else left in the fridge at the end of the semester
How to Play:
Close all the documents open on your computer, toss aside the textbooks and push your backpack to the side. Make a nice steaming mug of hot chocolate and liberally add peppermint schnapps. If the ratio is 2 parts schnapps to 1 part cocoa, you’re in good shape. Sip the chocolatey, minty concoction while you tear apart your room searching for other forms of booze. Everyone knows the drill — going home for a month means anyone could search through your fridge and belongings. Pull out the last beers from your fridge, the half handle stashed in your sock drawer and the suspiciously sticky white claw that’s been sitting on your desk for the past 6 weeks. Once you’re confident you found everything, make a nice pile in the center of the room. Invite some friends, or don’t, because the next part is simple: finish everything you have left, sleep to avoid your responsibilities, and hope you don’t sleep through your 9AM final.
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