End of the school-year means the end of fun with your friends for about 4 months as you struggle to apply to unpaid startup company internships in Bumfuck, Idaho while Brad the econ major gets into Bank of America “all on his own.” For the best results, the Rag recommends that you apply to many jobs at the same time, while drunk.
Materials:
– (1) handle of hard alcohol of your choice, bonus points if it’s punny for your industry
-(1) rack of breadwater or similar
Instructions:
-Sip your can every time you are required to write out something that was already written on your resume.
-Chug for three seconds every time you try to apply to a job only to find it was filled three weeks ago and the company refuses to take the listing off of LinkedIn.
-Shotgun one brewchacho for every cover letter you write. You deserve it.
-Take a pull every time you get rejected.
-Take a shot and beer-chase any time you land an interview.
-You are required to chug one beer for every business you have applied to that has not responded to your application yet until they finally accept or reject you.
-Finish your materials as soon as you land your dream internship.
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