Sex Position: The Spring Break-Her

This Spring Break-inspired position is all about fucking destroying that phat puss, broh. That’s right we’re gonna show you all the best ways to wreck your lady lover’s hot box. Before you embark on your journey to Punta, be sure to stock up on Red Dragon boner pills, a signature favorite of PKT. Just one dose will have your cock thick and throbbing, ready to absolutely obliterate your girl’s panty hamster all day long. Don’t forget coconut oil, which can double as lube and tanning oil, covering all your bases for the non-stop beach sex you’ll be having all week. Once you’ve gathered your supplies, definitely do some quick stretches to open up those hip flexors, because you gotta be loose to make it in the big leagues. Alright, now pop those pills, lather up and down a few margs, and just bambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambambam until you collapse from exhaustion.