Alright, gather round kids, ‘cause this is a fun one! We all know and love April as the most depressing month of the school year. Nothing quite like having five papers and two presentations due in the same week, just to add a little spice to the emotional breakdowns you’ve been having with the realization that you’ve got no job and all your friends are about to abandon you. You’re sentimental and sleep deprived, and not in a good way! Which is why it’s time for––wait for it–– FOOOORRRMAAALL. That’s right, Colgate, you’re gonna get dressed all fancy and booze real hard, and snapchat it all while pretending you’re not on the verge of an emotional breakdown. Cute.
Supplies:
- (1) Handle of Grey Goose
- (0) no chaser
- Open Bar at the Corral
Rules:
- Player with the most points at the end of the night wins
- SPEED ROUND: Kill the handle with your date before the buses leave (that’s in, like, 20 minutes) (+10 points)
- Take pictures without crying (+2 points)
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